Thursday the 13th

1. First thing this morning I stepped (barefoot) on the mother of all slugs.
2. Second thing this morning, I walked the children to school with the back of my skirt tucked inside my knickers. The only reason I found out is due to a rather handsome young man slowing down his car and hollering this information out of the window.

I can't *wait* to see what happens next.

And I pity the unfortunate handsome young man, who started his day with the sight of my big fat arse wobbling up the road first thing in the morning.

Comments

[cazzie]

Sorry - your post did make me giggle! Hope your day gets better (I hate slugs)

[marianne]

And I thought my day had started out badly with very early revision for an exam on saturday! It can only get better...can't it?!

[Roslyn]

This so made me laugh - you paint a great picture in the (unfortunate) absence of photos to go with your story!! Still giggling ...

[Nicole]

AAaah sorry Lynn, but I am laughing. Thanks for sharing, I have a visual of sorts even though I don't know what you look like!

[Liz]

Ha ha - that so made me laugh. It reminded me of the day my eldest started school. Despite having a week old baby and being on crutches as I had broken my ankle when pregnant (oh yes, that's another story!) I mangaged to get him to school on time. I was so pleased with myself, and it was only later on that I realised my flies had been undone the whole time!

[Wendy]

Oh you poor thing, but you have raised a few smiles and giggles around the place with your amusing words, thanks.

[Alex]

Awesome.
Thank you for sharing.
And please, please stay on that track and give us some more tomorrow :D

[Christine]

Poor lamb - now everybody here is having a laugh as well!
But thank you very much for sharing - that's quite hilarious - I can hardly type becaue I am laughing so hard! I actually hadn't realized that's it's the 13th - thank God it's NOT Friday!

[Flora]

Oh my goodness!! I laughed and laughed...all alone in the living room and in front of the computer!

[wilsonian]

Oh. My.
Here's to hoping for a nice boring day today :)

[Kristy]

I am howling here!
On monday I went to school with odd shoes on.One silver one white and yes everyone noticed and had a great laugh.In fact until there's more juicy playground gossip they'll keep laughing I'm sure!

[Mama Urchin]

Oh that's a very bad start to the day. I hope it gets better though it would be hard to get worse, I suppose.

[Sharon]

Oh my goodness, thank you for the laugh this morning. I do hope your day improves drastically.

[alexandra]

been there, done that!!!!:-)

[JenM]

I'm sorry, but I had to laugh at item number 2! I wasn't laughing at item number 1 because that's happened to me more than once - UGH!!

[Nicki]

Poor you, sorry but it did make me giggle!

[wendy]

Welcome to my world!! That is so funny.

[Heather]

I realized (too late) that I set the egg timer for 13 minutes on the thirteenth day. I am holding my breath to see what cosmic havoc I have caused myself.

[Josette Marcellino]

First thing this morning I got a great big chuckle from reading Molly Chicken's Blog.

[beki]

Oh my goodness, I hope your day improves!

[Rebekah]

oh, you poor thing! What a way to start out the day. I think stepping on a slug with my barefoot would put me into hibernation all day, let alone the other stuff happening on top of it!

[Lesley]

I am sooooooo sorry I laughed out loud at this. You poor thing - bet it made that fella's day! And for heavens sake - slugs yeuch - just why do we need them? I really didn't laugh at that bit - spiders I can handle but not slugs.
Hope your day improves :)

[kathihilborn]

laughing my big fat arse off here!!
hope your day gets better!

[Mary]

Oh My God! That was hilarious! You are by far the funniest woman in blogville!

[teresa (maggiegracecreates)]

Okay- so I delurk to say - I read all the time but today you are having my yesterday. go back to bed - its the best advise i can give you.

oh and go find the slug and pur salt on him. hate those things.