WIP
cutting up squres to make a quilt for me Molly's room, I bloody hate the cutting up part of quilt making, if I were rich I'd employ a cutter-upper, I bet all the big-guns of the quilting world have a cutter-upper person.
I'm escaping this weekend. I'm off to visit my lovely sister and brother-in law, and my favourite little nephew Harvey. I'm going to visit them because their much loved waggy dog Charlie left this world last week and I need to give my sister some hugs. Charlie was the loveliest, most placid dog (who never complained about little people poking him in the eye, or trying to pull his tail/ears off, or using him as a trampoline) I have ever met,and he will be missed by our family as much as a human being would be missed.
I'll be taking a fine bottle of wine and we will sit,and have a good old laugh about the time Charlie stole Molly's maltesers with a quick flick of the tongue, or the day he had the horrendous sh*ts on the train when Kay brought him down to visit us (very funny story to me, not so funny for her).
While I'm on the subject of my sister, I have to give a mention to her husband,my brother in law, ' Uncle D ' because he has the driest sense of humour that I've come across in many a year (bearing in mind that we Brits love to be insulted and humiliated a dry sense of humour)
Uncle D, is from 'up north' as we say in this country, which basically means you don't mince your words - you say exactly want you think with a large dash of humour thrown in. Northerners are the British equivalent of New Yorkers, which is one of the reasons I loved New York so much, you might get told off or hollered at by someone, but that someone has a twinkle in their eye.
This is a typical conversation I have with my brother in law when I telephone..
Ring.. ring...ring..ring..
Uncle D..."Hello ?"
Me..." Hellooo, it's me, your favourite sister in law !".
Uncle D..........................................(long pause)
Uncle D... "Oh, hello Auntie Carole".
Me..."Yeah right , very funny, it's me - Lynn".
Uncle D..."So you are coming to see us this weekend ?"
Me... "Yes ! Whoopee ! - I'll be arriving on friday evening !"
What comes next is a very heavy, very audible ,deeply sad sigh..... and then silence.
And then eventually..
" I'll pass you on to your sister"
He loves me really.
I think.
I hope you have a lovely weekend , and speaking of funny men I'll leave you with this.
Have a fun weekend - I love chopping fabric up. I feel all powerful and mighty wielding my rotary cutter.
Posted by: Ali | February 07, 2008 at 01:11 PM
Before I figured out how to sew I would cut for my mom and she would sew. It was my payment for getting her to make something for me. Maybe you can enslave, I mean ask, one of your children?
Posted by: Mama Urchin | February 07, 2008 at 01:16 PM
what a wonderful hoot for the am!
my husband had one immediately after our 3 babe in 3.5 years. 2.5 yrs later it was reversed and we had 2 more in 13 months. now I am tied up in macrame knots.
have a wonderful visit with your sister, nephew & brother-in-law.
holly
Posted by: hollyinva | February 07, 2008 at 01:47 PM
whoops, I left my message for family planning with the 'cutters'.....may be a good freudian slip of the computer fingers........
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Posted by: hollyinva | February 07, 2008 at 01:48 PM
I was just overcome with emotion at the thought of my favourite sister in-laws visit. Just thinking about your imminent arrival rings tears to my eyes.
Posted by: Uncle D | February 07, 2008 at 02:22 PM
Re the above comment - That wouldn't be sarcasm would it Uncle D ?
Posted by: lyn | February 07, 2008 at 02:29 PM
I love the fabric you are using for Molly's quilt!
Posted by: Mary | February 07, 2008 at 02:32 PM
Be sure to give your sister lots of TLC - you never realise how important a dog was until they're not there any more. My whole family must be related to Uncle D - you have my sympathy......!
Posted by: Caroline B | February 07, 2008 at 02:34 PM
You don't know me but I enjoy reading your blog. I am so sorry about the pooch. I lost my little cairn last year about this time so I know how everybody feels -- it is so sad. But, just remember the joy he brought and he will always be with you.
Posted by: melissa | February 07, 2008 at 03:31 PM
I also hate the cutting up part. I either do it on the floor, then my knees hurt, or at the table, then my back hurts!
Posted by: Muza | February 07, 2008 at 04:21 PM
Have just about stopped laughing after following your last link!
No doubt you will cheer everyone up over the weekend too.
Posted by: janet clare | February 07, 2008 at 05:07 PM
Oh boy did you make me laugh! This post reminds me of a line from The Pursuit of Love-"There was drama when Linda aged 10 attempted suicide in order to rejoin an old smelly Border Terrier which Uncle Matthew had to have put down" And you are so right about New Yorkers!
Posted by: Carrie | February 07, 2008 at 05:15 PM
I wholeheartedly agree about cutter uppers. There is a need for such people. Now we need to know where are they and how cheap can we hire them. It is the worst part of making a quilt. (not that I am a quilt expert. I suck at them to be honest)
Love the link. I have printed it out and will hand off to my hubby when he arrives home. Must remember to alert him that it is just a joke to laugh with his Army buddies about and not a new birth control method to try. Very important to remember that part!
Posted by: CrystalT | February 07, 2008 at 05:29 PM
Your Uncle D sounds an awful lot like our Uncle G. And I mean awful in the most sincere way!
Love your fabric choices. Spunky.
Posted by: Anna | February 07, 2008 at 05:59 PM
I gave up on my cutting upping, sigh! I have the attention span of a nat.
Have a relaxing wine swilling break!! I just love northeners, my hubby has northern blood (Cumbrian/Scottish) but mix it with a southern upbringing and you get a sarcastic wind up merchant.
Posted by: Hay | February 07, 2008 at 07:22 PM
That is a very dry sense of humour ...
Like I said before I like english sense of humour the way you tend to say things , they sound so funny, but very simple when translated into Spanish , it looses the spark!
you´ve taken very long time to write . Did I tell you I have a blog: www.sweetloletta.blogspot.com, maybe you don´t understand it, well anyway you are on it as favourtie link.
Posted by: loletta | February 07, 2008 at 07:26 PM
I love the cutting up but I am a bit random about it all. Have a good weekend
Posted by: Joanna | February 07, 2008 at 07:45 PM
Oh, I hate the cutting too! I've recently abandoned my rotary cutter to go back to scissors. It takes longer, but I'm forced to go about it at a more leisurely pace. Less back aches that way.
Posted by: dorkyquilts | February 07, 2008 at 08:16 PM
LOL What a fab sign.
Have a great weekeend.
(from the north)
Posted by: Biff | February 07, 2008 at 09:39 PM
I do not get far with the cutting up as I am too interested in looking through my fabric choosing what I could cut up. Going round in circles I think. I am starting to attempt a quilt for my daugther. She is 5 and has a junior bed so I had better get a move on before she upgrades to a full size single!
Posted by: Andrea | February 07, 2008 at 10:22 PM
Hee hee, you made me laugh a lot! as a fellow northerner, living with a northern bloke I can completely identify with your phone conversation. You have to feel sorry for the northern bloke really - they're a tiny bit emotionally stunted (but in the nicest possible way!)
Posted by: Jo Black | February 07, 2008 at 11:28 PM
o, so sorry about dear Charlie! a dog like that is such a loss- I miss my Jake like a person too.
and btw, Uncle D would have to be a whole lot faster with his insults in NY. we don't wait around for those. ;)
Posted by: charlotte | February 08, 2008 at 02:00 PM
I hate cutting too. actually, the only parts I like about quilting are the dreaming up parts and the quilting with someone else parts. But I like those so much that I quilt alot.
Posted by: Rebeca | February 08, 2008 at 04:09 PM
I Love it! Too Funny!
I hate cutting! I Love sewing but I would let anyone cut my pieces/ patterns.
Posted by: Gail | February 08, 2008 at 05:49 PM
What a hilarious post. He sounds a character (the dog and Uncle D).
Posted by: retrorose | February 09, 2008 at 03:15 PM
oh how precious! i actually lol'd about the dog on the train! your poor family. we were very distraught over the loss of a bird so i quite sympathize with your sisters family. your bil sounds a hoot!
Posted by: susansobon | February 11, 2008 at 05:40 AM
Hi Lynn,
I just loooove the british sence of humour = your sence of humour!
To be true its hard to find her in Belgium.
So I'm more than gratefull to read your blog every week.
I hope you had a nice visit with your favourite brother in law. And enjoyed the old laughs about charlie.
Posted by: Ilse | February 11, 2008 at 07:29 PM
Oh I want to learn how to make quilts!!!
Posted by: Haylee's Gifts | February 12, 2008 at 02:40 AM
Love the cutting. Hate the sewing. When do we meet?
Posted by: Lotta | February 12, 2008 at 03:03 AM
such a lovely blog !
Posted by: petitemite | February 12, 2008 at 07:33 AM
I love your blog mollychicken!
Posted by: Kitty | February 12, 2008 at 09:15 PM
I'm my mother's designated cutter-upperer. as she patchworks by hand, I get to do the papers too. I quite like it actually, and the tacking, perhaps I have stumbled upon a new career...
Sarah, another mental northerner, actually I think I get brownie points for being a scouser too....!
Great colours on the quilt by the way!
Posted by: Sarah | February 13, 2008 at 12:30 PM
If I were rich I would have a headpin bender! Good luck with your chopping, the end product will be well worth it. Hope you had a lovely weekend.
Posted by: Laura | February 13, 2008 at 08:50 PM
I LOVE the cutting up bit bestest. How 'bout I do all the cutting and you do all my sewing!!
P.S. I'm from 'up north'!! haha...
Posted by: flossyblossy | February 15, 2008 at 12:43 PM
If you find a "cutter-upper" let me know...I am actually working on a quilt that has some embroidery, so I alternate embroider...cut...embroider...cut. Hopefully this will break it up for me. Have fun with your sis!
Posted by: dawn | February 18, 2008 at 06:56 PM
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